My internet search engine doesn’t work as it used to. Today I wanted to learn of some of your accomplishments related to an issue that I am sure is as important to you as it is to me. So I typed in a simple inquiry on my search engine:
NAME ONE THING DONALD TRUMP HAS ACCOMPLISHED TO ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF LIBERTY
The apparent problems with my search engine shocked me. Nothing related to my inquiry popped up in the top answers. I shouldn’t have to glean through every search engine response to discover at least one of your wonderful accomplishments related to my question. I thought about reducing the terms in the search argument to broaden the scope and capture at least one accomplishment. Result: nada, zilch, zero.
I would appreciate it if you would threaten to sue the search engine owners, or at least tell them if they don’t fix the problem you will audit their tax returns.
Since that negotiation may take some time, please offer a tweet in response to my inquiry so that I may share it with my friends and your supporters. I am sure that there are many yuge, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fantastic, great things that you have accomplished to advance the cause of Liberty. You only need to identify one.
Enquiring minds want to know, so do I.